The Pipes Are Leaking
the blue smoke makes it work -- let it out and things stop working.
Puppy Eyes on Flickr.
“We’re not short, We’re vertically challenged”.
My sister used to say this all the time. Then she applied for her driver’s license and had to lie by an inch or two to be able to avoid being required to drive with a handicap tag hanging from her rear view mirror.
There comes a point where you just have to admit that you’re freakishly short, and lying on your driver’s license is one of those points.
