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“Roll the patient on his side with one leg fixed so that he is resting in the same manner in which he might be sleeping.”
From The Action Hero’s Handbook
All I have to say about this: Uh oh.

“Roll the patient on his side with one leg fixed so that he is resting in the same manner in which he might be sleeping.”

From The Action Hero’s Handbook

All I have to say about this: Uh oh.

(via luckyshirt)

Source : loveclaire
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