The Pipes Are Leaking

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September 2011

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I am not driven by fear, and for stuff that matters to me, I am never driven by negative feelings. Like, you will not inspire me to do anything except shut down and dislike you if you try to give me guilt.

Guilt, passive aggression — to tell the truth, maybe I’m a sociopath, but that’s just dropped bits for me — totally dropped bits. I have no place in my life for that. Maybe that makes me crazy, or maybe it makes me a jerk, but as soon as somebody tries to do something passive aggressive with me — we’re done; it’s the bozo bit for me.

The thing is, what you can say is sure, you can tell me constructive things. You could tell me extremely specific, painful things about me that are honest, but to just go intimate that I have missed an expectation you had and therefore I should feel bad about it — well you had better have a practical component for how I can fix that or you’d better apologize.

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—Merlin Mann (Back to Work, Ep. 4, “Failing with Style”)
Sep 26, 20114 notes
#merlin mann #back to work #productivity #motivation #passive aggression #guilt #shame #constructive #expectations #negativity #feelings #work #5by5 #b2w
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#dora #the explorer
I'm a dick on Twitter again. → twitter.com

After taking what felt like a couple year hiatus from being funny on Twitter, I’m back to making an ass of myself a couple times each day, just about every day.

Sep 21, 2011
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Sep 16, 20114 notes
#weiner dog #dachshund #bike #bicycle
Sep 13, 2011
#tits
Sep 12, 2011
Sep 12, 201115 notes
#punctuation #jokes #grammar
Sep 10, 2011419 notes
#frogman story #dog
Sep 10, 2011
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Sep 10, 20112 notes
Let's not forget my personal favorite from last night:

“You guys…YOU GUYZ…I’ve done SO many drugs and I don’t know what any of them are.”

It was, of course, all fun and games until she forgot who I was and that I was her DD, at which point she thought I was trying to get her into my car to rape her, which is why she yelled “RAPEEE!!!” in the middle of the street at 12:30a.

If not for her best friend being there to help me out, I’d probably be trying to make bail right now.

Definitely not regretting my decision not to stick around for the party and instead that I’d only show up long enough to do a little drunk wrangling.

Sep 9, 2011
Sep 8, 201138 notes
#scribblish #whitewater #fricker hall #redheads #packers
So I owe $18,000 in student loans right now.

And I’ll owe a minimum of $60,000 by the time I graduate (not including interest).

Sep 8, 20117 notes
#student loans #debt #money #finances
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