January 2012
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2012 Macworld Predictions →
John Moltz, editor in chief, Crazy Apple Rumors
Mac OS X: Tired of languishing in iOS’s shadow, Mac OS X will rebel by getting a tattoo against Tim Cook’s expressed wishes—possibly a tribal arm band or a something edgy to show its own OS, like THUG LIFE. A furious Cook will threaten to revoke OS X’s car privileges and the whole thing will blow up at WWDC where OS X will storm off the stage,...
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December 2011
15 posts
Love Wisconsin
Car broke down and had me on the side of the road with the engine smoking.
I was only a half-mile from home, but in the 15min it took to fix that problem, I had six different motorists stop to ask if I needed help and make certain I was warm and okay.
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November 2011
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You guys hear about this satanic sex marathon? →
Well funny story about that: I went to school last year with the girl they followed the guy’s blood trail back to.